Important Debate Topic

Me: Wow, John McCain licks his lips like a lizard. Do you notice this?

Ian: Yeah, and when the camera's on Obama you hear all this grunting and growling off screen. You expect them to pan over and he's half-beast.

Me: Definitely. You know what it is? He's making old man noises.

Ian: Yes.

Me: I wonder if he has an old man smell like my grandparents. I feel like voting for Barack just out of pity, if he's had to hang out with all these bodily functions over the course of three debates.