"I want to start a men's movement. Does that exist yet?"
"Yes, they're called men's rights activists. Don't get me started on them."
"I want to join them, but not to march. I want a bed-in, like John and Yoko!"
"With who?"
"You, of course. You'd support me, right?"
"No."
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At bedtime:
"I'm FREEZING. I'm going to put on some sweatpants."
"NO!"
"No? Why not?"
"Lauren, my purpose in life is to keep you from putting on pants. Don't you know that by now?"
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these are the friskiest Lang encounters i have ever been privy to. I am secretly hoping you two have some amazing double-life of sex (and possibly crime) that I was unaware of in our college years. that'd be awesome.
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